The Hair Cut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as 
to when they could discuss his use of the car. 
His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up 
from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. 
Then we'll talk about the car.' 
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, 
and they agreed on it. 
After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up 
and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm 
disappointed you haven't had your hair cut. 
The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've 
noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the 
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong 
evidence that Jesus had long hair.' 

  You're going to love the Dad's reply: 

'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?'

 

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Illegal Immigrant Style

Sex illegal immigrant style An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

“Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?” he asks.

“$100,” she replies.

In broken English, he says, “Do you do immigrant style?”

“No” she says. ”

I pay you $200 to do immigrant style.”

“No,” she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

“I pay you $300.”

“No,” she says. ”

I pay you $400.”

“No,” she says. So finally he says, “OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style.”

She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years and have had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?” So she agrees and has sex with him.

Finally, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, “Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?”

The illegal immigrant replies, “You send bill to Government.”

AND THAT, MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS, IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE SCREWING US

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I am a LEGAL AMERICAN!

I’m a legal American citizen and I must show my ID when:
1.  Pulled over by the police.
2.  Making purchases on my department store credit card.
3.  When I show up for a doctor’s appointment.
4.  When filling out a credit card or loan application.
5.  When applying for or renewing a driver’s license or passport.
6.  When applying for any kind of insurance.
7.  When filling out college applications.
8.  When donating blood.
9.  When obtaining certain prescription drugs.

10.  When making some debit purchases, especially
if I’m out of state.
11. When collecting a boarding pass for airline or train travel.

I’m sure there are more instances, but the point is that we citizens of the USA  are required to prove who we are nearly every day!
Why should people in this country illegally, be exempt!!!!!
Why shouldn’t we guard our borders as closely as every other country in the world does?
Go ARIZONA !!!



Only 68% will send this on… Should be a 100%!  BET YOU’LL SEND IT!!!

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